Bri's Pizza

So, once again while my parents were out dining on their nice 3-course homemade meal with their friends, I was stuck at home left to fend for myself. My parents were offering to order me Chinese food, me being the outstanding daughter that I am told them I could make something with whatever is in the freezer. When I went to look at what food we had I could take my pick from, I saw a salsbury steak TV dinner, an individual frozen pizza that made my stomach turn last time I had it, and some chicken taquitos that were way past their expiration date. In the Italian spirit I was feeling, I decided to go with the pizza. It looked so depressing and as I was about to switch over to the taquitos, the wheels in my head started spinning, and this is what I came up with:

INGREDIENTS:
-disgusting pizza
-one tomato
-basil
-mozzarella cheese
-Spice Islands Pizza&Pasta seasoning
-garlic powder

DIRECTIONS:
1. Unwrap nasty pizza and preheat oven
2. Slice tomatoes and chiffonad basil
3. Spread mozzarella cheese all over pizza
4. Place tomatoes and basil on pizza
5. Add garlic powder and spices
6. Pop in oven, cook, and enjoy.